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Mommy To Hayley Ann (12/10/2013)



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ernbarassing:

If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house

(Source: ernbarassing, via fromour-lips)

benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

(via fromour-lips)

benepla:

why is everyone on this website from fucking florida

(via fingeringjesus)

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(via fingeringjesus)

br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

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